Hi, My Name Is...

...Shepherd K, and I have a gun addiction. It has been six months since I bought my last gun and a few days since I sent rounds down range (but it was only 10 rounds of .22...nobody has to know about it...oops, wait a minute....).

Greetings one and all. I figured it was high time to post something here seeing as how GunDiva went to all the trouble to invite me to be a contributor here. If you haven't guessed by now, I have a bit of a dry sense of humor. Some might call it warped. What can I say?

Anyway, GunDiva says I'm the one to talk to about zombie guns for some reason. I write a couple of posts about zombie guns; and, suddenly, everyone thinks you're an expert. For the record, I am far from an expert in anything with the possible exception of handling liability insurance claims (and even that's kinda iffy some days). So, take my firearms opinions with a grain of salt...or the whole shaker.

So, what do you all really want to hear about from the perspective of a middle aged, married, male, claims professional who is over weight and out of shape but drools at the sight of a Cabela's or Cheaper Than Dirt catalog (my wife is eternally thankful that it's not the Victoria's Secret catalog)? I can tell you about guns I've known, guns I'd like to know, stupid/cool things I've seen involving guns (like the ex-girlfriend that almost cleaned her ear out with a .357 revolver...shouldn't have stopped her in hindsight), etc. I can play the "Dear Gun Nut" advice column guy role.

Also, if you are local to Dallas Fort Worth or happen to be in the area, give me a shout if you need or want a shooting partner or someone with whom to go to the gun show. If my schedule and The Queen allow, I'll be happy to drool on guns or blow stuff up with ya'.

So, how about it? What can I do for you?