Boys, if you're gonna go into a gun shop and try to impress the people working there, please,
please,
please know the name of the gun you're trying to brag on. Coming into the shop and bragging about how well you shoot your "Smith and Western" will get you plum laughed out of the shop.
Were can I get me one of them there Smith & Westerns???? *snicker*
ReplyDeleteI hear Sam Filly makes a good weapon, too.
ReplyDeletePretty much bragging about anything in a gun shop gets you labeled a mall ninja at best.
ReplyDeleteYeah, K., just don't brag in a gun shop! Unless it's how good your wife/daughter/girlfriend can shoot.
ReplyDeleteNO!!! Please let them brag and run their mouth. We gun store employees need humor to make the day pass.
ReplyDeleteWe have a guy come in ALL the time that is a "pistol expert instructor". He brings his doofus friends who know nothing about guns so he looks cool. I call him Lightning...he takes it as a compliment on how fast he can draw. I mean it as in when he shoots he is like lightning...never strikes the same place twice.;)
LMAO. I think I will go clean my Remington Steele. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteOk, so I do really love to listen to some of the folks who come in the shop. Let's see if I can get the gun lineage correct:
ReplyDeleteSam Filly makes the Smith and Westerns...who makes the Remington Steele?
BK - absolutely, guys should brag up their women in the shop.
My favorite is when the "homey's" come in and want a "G-Lock fowty" . You know the one with the homey night sights. I seriously tell them I sold my last one but can order one for a measly $899.99. (Glocks cost about $500) ;)
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